Unperturbed, Lukas continued onward in
his wet jeans, digging in his rusty, decades old tackle box for the
right hook. Five minutes later, Luke pulled in a Dolly Varden, to
excited shrieks from me on the other shore. Gortex man, who had
probably been unsuccessfully fishing there for hours, spared another
annoyed glance at my son, who deftly killed the fish with a whack on
the head.
Gortex man decided that the spot he was
fishing at (50 yards away from Luke) wasn't so great after all and
walked over to Luke, never even saying Hello to him. He did some
more fancy fishing moves downstream from the boys, and five minutes
later, my son landed another fish. More annoying (bordering on
incredulous) looks from Gortex man, more whooping and hollering from
me.
The whole thing from start to finish
had taken 20 minutes, and we soon walked away with two beautiful fish
for dinner.
Gortex man never said Goodbye.
What's so cool about this story is not that my ten and almost twelve year old sons kicked a pro fisherman's ass, but that Lukas then proceeded to gut the fish all by himself at home, me standing by cluelessly, taking pictures and asking him questions about what he was doing. He wielded his sharp knife expertly, cutting out guts and all other kind of slimy innards without flinching. The dog and cat, attracted by the delicious fish smell, supervised.
Other news from the homestead: It's
getting mighty Christmassy around here. I love the Christmas tree
lights casting their warm glow in the gloomy, wet December weather. I adore the cozy fires in the wood stove. I am knitting my bootie off for my gift giving. And there is, of course, the baking. Pinwheel cookies. Vanilla
wafers. Lebkuchen. The smell of grated orange zest, cinnamon,
melted butter and vanilla. Sticky little hands forming interesting cookie shapes. Happy little faces sampling raw cookie dough. And a mother feeling blessed beyond words by her good fortune.
Did you say hello to this gentleman or did you already assume he was a idiot from the start because of the clothes he was wearing? Stop and think maybe he didn't want to bother you and your children out of respect for you being alone, or maybe God forbid he had a scowl on his face because he doesn't have 3 healthy children to take fishing, maybe God forbid he has lost a child. Don't be so quick to judge what does this teach your children?
ReplyDeleteDear Anonymous: I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm a pretty judgmental German bitch. You are right: I was judging this Gortex man. Are you him, by any chance? Ooops, if so.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he had a scowl on his face because we were all loud. Maybe his kids are sick. Maybe he lost a child. Maybe he has cancer. Maybe his wife has cancer. Who the hell knows? Maybe he is an idiot. Who knows? I wrote this blog entry as a parody, and I'm sorry if I offended you. The point to this blog entry was not to judge Gortex man, but to revel in my amusement in the situation, and in my son's pride.